Last weekend, after a Family Shower (yes, we have a really big shower in the master bathroom, and sometimes the most efficient way to get everyone out the door in the morning is to just all get in there together. It's
I was dressing Jake, and Owen came running in:
Owen: Here I am mommy!
Mommy: There you are. Are you going to get dressed?
O: (running from the room) NO! I'm naked without a diaper! I'm running with my penis!
M: ??? (He was running down the hall, so I wasn't entirely sure I'd properly heard that last part. Does that really require a response? I didn't think it did.)
O: (running back into the room) Mommy, you want to run around with your penis?
M: No thanks Owen. Remember, Mommy is a girl. Mommy doesn't have a penis. Only boys like Daddy, and Owen, and Jake have them.
O: (stops dead in his tracks as he considers this, then gives me a big smile) You can share my little penis, Mommy!
Well, it doesn't get much more "special" than that, does it?
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